Post by - Ágnes - on Nov 14, 2004 15:36:23 GMT 1
Everybody's sister is gettin' in the ...:
Jessica Simpson's got Ashlee, Hilard Duff's got Hailey, Britney Spears' got Jamie Lynn. And here's the MTV Diary of America's newest pop sensation, Alanis Morissette's little sister, Delicious Morissette.
What's up MTV? I'm Delicious. My real name's Janet, but I changed it to Delicious last month when I turned 15, and I divorced myself from my parents. Ewwww!
So that when people hear my song on the radio, they'll say "Isn't that Delicious?". Haha. I ... myself. Peace out.
Check. Testing. Testing. Aren't you hearing anything? Don't you knock at me! Oh, here's someone, you oughta know! It's my big sister, Alanis! And see how we worked on the title?
Yeah, it's great Delicious, it's great.
She sings too!
Hey everyone, look, remember, it's all about peace, and tolerance, and non-violent communication.
Yeah, that's great Alanis, but this is my MTV Diary. ME!
I guess I'm a mixture of Eminem, and Missy Elliot and Mandy Moore. Yeah, mostly, mostly Mandy Moore. Except I'm younger, and a whole lot sluttier. Hehe. No, seriously. I am.
The day we're shooting the video for my new single, "Bubble Trouble". I'm ready. Let's get the ... on the ...
I'm like completely toned off. And my right eardrum was punctured by a meat thermometer. But I can still lipsync better than Ashlee Simpson. Plus, I just love dressing like a teenage hooker. And that's what music is all about!
This is from the heart, I wanna say something important to teens everywhere. Alright, let's take it from the tub, in this scene I'm getting a bath with a highschool basketball team. And remember everybody, I'm a dirty, dirty girl!
I'm a real bad teen, I always get in trouble, got pushed in some mud, now I need to take a bubble. Hey you, hey you! Scrub me in the tub! Hey you, yeah you! I could use a rub. I am really dirty, so bring in the whole crew, hey you, hey you! Bubble Trouble.
Cut! Cut! Alanis you're blocking the cuecards.
What are you doing? I was here to support you, but this video was so degrading. Women are going to be outraged by this.
Not Paris Hilton! ...
But Delicious! I can't -
*********. Action!
Hey you, hey you! Scrub me in the tub. Hey you, yeah you! I could use a rub. I am really dirty, so bring in the whole crew. Hey you, hey you! Bubble Trouble.
Well, that's a page from my MTV Diary. I am so proud to be a role-model for teenage girls. And I'd love to talk more, but I'm late, I'm getting a boob job for my Maxim magazin shoot. Bye MTV!
(I am Alanis, but the real Alanis is right there, playing Alanis' sister, I'm so confused! I don't know who I am!)
A '...' részekben nem vagyok biztos, ezért inkább oda nem írtam semmit
Jessica Simpson's got Ashlee, Hilard Duff's got Hailey, Britney Spears' got Jamie Lynn. And here's the MTV Diary of America's newest pop sensation, Alanis Morissette's little sister, Delicious Morissette.
What's up MTV? I'm Delicious. My real name's Janet, but I changed it to Delicious last month when I turned 15, and I divorced myself from my parents. Ewwww!
So that when people hear my song on the radio, they'll say "Isn't that Delicious?". Haha. I ... myself. Peace out.
Check. Testing. Testing. Aren't you hearing anything? Don't you knock at me! Oh, here's someone, you oughta know! It's my big sister, Alanis! And see how we worked on the title?
Yeah, it's great Delicious, it's great.
She sings too!
Hey everyone, look, remember, it's all about peace, and tolerance, and non-violent communication.
Yeah, that's great Alanis, but this is my MTV Diary. ME!
I guess I'm a mixture of Eminem, and Missy Elliot and Mandy Moore. Yeah, mostly, mostly Mandy Moore. Except I'm younger, and a whole lot sluttier. Hehe. No, seriously. I am.
The day we're shooting the video for my new single, "Bubble Trouble". I'm ready. Let's get the ... on the ...
I'm like completely toned off. And my right eardrum was punctured by a meat thermometer. But I can still lipsync better than Ashlee Simpson. Plus, I just love dressing like a teenage hooker. And that's what music is all about!
This is from the heart, I wanna say something important to teens everywhere. Alright, let's take it from the tub, in this scene I'm getting a bath with a highschool basketball team. And remember everybody, I'm a dirty, dirty girl!
I'm a real bad teen, I always get in trouble, got pushed in some mud, now I need to take a bubble. Hey you, hey you! Scrub me in the tub! Hey you, yeah you! I could use a rub. I am really dirty, so bring in the whole crew, hey you, hey you! Bubble Trouble.
Cut! Cut! Alanis you're blocking the cuecards.
What are you doing? I was here to support you, but this video was so degrading. Women are going to be outraged by this.
Not Paris Hilton! ...
But Delicious! I can't -
*********. Action!
Hey you, hey you! Scrub me in the tub. Hey you, yeah you! I could use a rub. I am really dirty, so bring in the whole crew. Hey you, hey you! Bubble Trouble.
Well, that's a page from my MTV Diary. I am so proud to be a role-model for teenage girls. And I'd love to talk more, but I'm late, I'm getting a boob job for my Maxim magazin shoot. Bye MTV!
(I am Alanis, but the real Alanis is right there, playing Alanis' sister, I'm so confused! I don't know who I am!)
A '...' részekben nem vagyok biztos, ezért inkább oda nem írtam semmit